George Burns Quotes

Quote	Rating	Author
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.		George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.		George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.		George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.		George Burns

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