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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

Brendan Behan

Civilization, to be worthy of the name, must afford other methods of settling human differences than those of blood letting.

Ralph Chaplin

I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq; "consistent" is not one of them.

Dick Cheney

A bunch of different kid roles on the Benny show. I worked for him for eight years, so I played Jack as a kid and other kinds of parts as well.

Harry Shearer

You know like it has its own personality, its own character.

Marc Newson

The intellectual who wants to do her work properly must today go back to the starting point: the woman whom she knows, and first of all to herself. It is at that level, and at no other, that she ought to begin to think about the world situation.

Jacques Ellul

I have amply provided for my son during my lifetime.

William S. Hart

We should not fret for what is past, nor should we be anxious about the future; men of discernment deal only with the present moment.

Chanakya

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Chevy Chase

To be fair, lying is part and parcel of public life. Every politician has lied about something because they are owned by the special interest groups that finance their elections.

Peter Schuyler

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