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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

Aggie Angel

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

-- Jeff Marder

Bethany

"Listen to others, the dull and ignorant as well have their story"

JACKY

You say I need help and it may be true. But I'm sure that I can say the same about you.... So before you pass judgement or say things that are mean, make sure that the fingers you're pointing are clean....

Jenna

Come to Christ for savings, not Walmart

Jesenia

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Moucha

The list of things that SUCK:
-star wars
-chuck norris
-milky way candy bars
-WOW
-broken hearts
*read this list then post quotes that DONT include them..Thank you, and have a lovely day.

PlaStic Little SpAstiC

Don't point your figures at people because they're three pointing right back at you!!!

CourtneyxHolland

YouAreMyHeroForeverNeverLettingY

Homophobia's gay! - by a friend

[don't like when gay is used as a derrogitory term, but that is what gets this point across]

pouringguilt

Do skeletons have politicians in their closets?

shortstuff

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