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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

Aggie Angel

The perfect dauter...now a disapointment
the caring friend...now the loser third weel
the sweet girlfriend...now nothing

BackToWaiting

And so it has come to this. My heart bleeding on the floor. And that smug look on your face.


-Belle

Belle

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

-- Jeff Marder

Bethany

Betty Botter had some butter but the butter was bitter so botty botter had added some more butter to make bitter butter batter

Bindu

WHATS YOURS IS MINE..
AND WHATS MINE IS MINE...


ME ANS MAH SISTERS QUOTE!!!

Chelsea

If it's unladylike, fattening, or fun, I'm in!!!

Danny0051

My rubber duckies better then yours

Emma

Its a spiicy meat ball ehehe

lindseys hilarious random things come from her!! =]

FOR3V3Riisnt3NOUGH

I can't tell the difference between what I want and what I need......I'm lost since you left...

FinalXBreathX

There are these two guys and they both mean the world to me. So how do I choose when I dream of one and the other makes me dream?

FinalXBreathX

Six Sick Sheeps Shared Six Soft Sheets

Florence W

3 of my friends names; repeat repeatedly!!! Say aloud....

kineesha nikita rinita

see how many different variations you end up with- you'd be surprised :)

Gabrielle

"I thought someday that I love you more than what words can express but after your betrayal I think that I hate you much more than Blindness"..

Goth marionette

Love me or hate me
Im still thick
Love me or hate me
get over it
Love me or hate me
you still make me sick
Love me or hate me
I dont care he's still with it

I want that old thing back

"Listen to others, the dull and ignorant as well have their story"

JACKY

You say I need help and it may be true. But I'm sure that I can say the same about you.... So before you pass judgement or say things that are mean, make sure that the fingers you're pointing are clean....

Jenna

Come to Christ for savings, not Walmart

Jesenia

A lady said my little brother is so adorable, cute, kind, and very respectful. well, Lady, you haven't seen him at home yet have you?

Kyomi

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
a face like your es belong in a zoo.

don't be sad ill be their too,
not in a cage but laughing at you.

ha ha.

LALA

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