Funny Quotes

I am a human water bottle - Matt Theissen

My rubber duckies better then yours

If you want to be tall play foot ball

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

You say I need help and it may be true. But I'm sure that I can say the same about you.... So before you pass judgement or say things that are mean, make sure that the fingers you're pointing are clean....

Six Sick Sheeps Shared Six Soft Sheets

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
a face like your es belong in a zoo.

don't be sad ill be their too,
not in a cage but laughing at you.

ha ha.

Her: You'r such a dork!
Him: I am not a whale pee-pee!

Come to Christ for savings, not Walmart

I can't tell the difference between what I want and what I need......I'm lost since you left...

There are these two guys and they both mean the world to me. So how do I choose when I dream of one and the other makes me dream?

Trust me over the others, or how do you expect me to trust you?

Sometimes things aren't meant to be , so pick yourself up and clean up the scars

Even though it hurt me so bad when you left me and i cried everynight and i still do.. if you ever wanted me back or told me you love me i would still always come running back to you even if i knew that i would only be with you until you hurt me again

I love to see you smile. Thats why my thoughts are unspoken.

When you open your locker to find a death threat taped to the door, don't be too alarmed. My best friend just found out that you broke my heart.

"I thought someday that I love you more than what words can express but after your betrayal I think that I hate you much more than Blindness"..

I love you and i always will...i just wish you undersood...the meaning of the word forever.

And so it has come to this. My heart bleeding on the floor. And that smug look on your face.


-Belle

"The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

Bobby Thompson