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I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me

nicole

Seven days without pizza makes one weak.

just1in4love3

Crunch-a-tize these nuts, Captian!

XxSmooth CriminalxX

The Magical Amount!
hehe!

XxSmooth CriminalxX

The land of plugington, ruled by the marshmallow king, postman pan.

Suicidal Love

I want real answers, intelligent answers, believable answers, and answers that don't make me ass.
--Noelle
[[ass is supposed to be laugh, she messed up her lines for the spring play. Don't know how she managed to mistake ass for laugh, but....]]

STRANGERthanReality

* "A man come to oor (not wor) door. I says come in, take a seat. He says 'I'm coming in to take the lot.'"


Bobby Thompson

Michael

* "The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

* "I'll give yu a bottle o' Brandy if you can tell us you pay the 'lectric bill before you get the red letter."



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Michael

Instant S|UT; Just add alcohol

LYRiiC4l DiiS4St3R

If it's unladylike, fattening, or fun, I'm in!!!

Danny0051

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