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The land of plugington, ruled by the marshmallow king, postman pan.

Suicidal Love

Seven days without pizza makes one weak.

just1in4love3

If it's unladylike, fattening, or fun, I'm in!!!

Danny0051

Crunch-a-tize these nuts, Captian!

XxSmooth CriminalxX

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me

nicole

I want real answers, intelligent answers, believable answers, and answers that don't make me ass.
--Noelle
[[ass is supposed to be laugh, she messed up her lines for the spring play. Don't know how she managed to mistake ass for laugh, but....]]

STRANGERthanReality

The Magical Amount!
hehe!

XxSmooth CriminalxX

* "A man come to oor (not wor) door. I says come in, take a seat. He says 'I'm coming in to take the lot.'"


Bobby Thompson

Michael

* "The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

* "I'll give yu a bottle o' Brandy if you can tell us you pay the 'lectric bill before you get the red letter."



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Michael

Instant S|UT; Just add alcohol

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